1 00:00:07,584 --> 00:00:10,742 CITIZENS OF THE WORLD 2 00:00:49,333 --> 00:00:51,999 MONDAY 3 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:53,826 Professor! 4 00:00:53,941 --> 00:00:55,621 Are you memorising it? 5 00:00:57,301 --> 00:00:58,664 Sorry. 6 00:01:27,426 --> 00:01:28,587 Ricky... 7 00:01:42,421 --> 00:01:44,187 - Want some? - No, thanks. 8 00:01:44,302 --> 00:01:46,424 They're in season and they're good. 9 00:01:46,549 --> 00:01:47,864 I don't want any. 10 00:01:47,989 --> 00:01:49,544 Your loss. 11 00:01:49,669 --> 00:01:51,387 You don't have a clue. 12 00:01:52,069 --> 00:01:53,749 All that fruit must be bad for you. 13 00:01:53,864 --> 00:01:56,629 Fruit's not bad for you. Who told you that? 14 00:02:00,421 --> 00:02:04,184 Come to the post office with me and I'll pay you back what I owe you. 15 00:02:04,309 --> 00:02:05,269 OK. 16 00:02:09,061 --> 00:02:11,662 What's going on? Why isn't she calling you? 17 00:02:12,661 --> 00:02:16,462 Unbelievable! Four counters, but only one worker. 18 00:02:22,626 --> 00:02:24,507 Four coffees? 19 00:02:24,622 --> 00:02:26,466 Then she's not alone. 20 00:02:37,986 --> 00:02:39,944 Should we just leave? 21 00:02:40,069 --> 00:02:41,826 We're here now. 22 00:02:41,941 --> 00:02:44,744 You're next. She has to come back. 23 00:02:44,869 --> 00:02:46,664 I hope so. 24 00:02:49,064 --> 00:02:51,944 - Take this for now. - No need, Giorgio. 25 00:02:52,069 --> 00:02:56,024 It's only right. Debts should never be left hanging. 26 00:02:56,149 --> 00:02:57,982 In fact, let me go and pay. 27 00:03:03,109 --> 00:03:05,384 Fabrizio, how much is my tab? 28 00:03:05,509 --> 00:03:06,987 Let me check. 29 00:03:10,702 --> 00:03:11,749 70. 30 00:03:11,864 --> 00:03:13,582 - 70? - Yes. 31 00:03:19,102 --> 00:03:21,982 - I'm short 20. - Give me 50 for now. 32 00:03:30,622 --> 00:03:32,907 They've bloody cheated me. 33 00:03:34,827 --> 00:03:36,661 What do you mean? 34 00:03:37,429 --> 00:03:39,464 - Let me see. - Check it out. 35 00:03:40,501 --> 00:03:41,941 Look. 36 00:03:42,066 --> 00:03:43,582 Let me see. 37 00:03:44,629 --> 00:03:45,982 All right... 38 00:03:47,067 --> 00:03:52,347 "Income tax deduction 36.72. 39 00:03:53,662 --> 00:03:59,586 "Accident insurance deduction 22.05, minus 36..." 40 00:04:05,384 --> 00:04:08,389 - Do you know her? - No, I wish I did. 41 00:04:08,504 --> 00:04:10,386 Go and talk to her. Run! 42 00:04:10,501 --> 00:04:13,544 - What am I gonna say? - I don't know, say something in Latin. 43 00:04:13,669 --> 00:04:16,309 - Fuck off! - That's not Latin. 44 00:04:17,182 --> 00:04:18,507 Never mind. 45 00:04:19,986 --> 00:04:21,666 OK... 46 00:04:21,781 --> 00:04:24,622 "Accident insurance deduction 23.60." 47 00:04:24,747 --> 00:04:27,426 It's correct. A total of 420. 48 00:04:27,541 --> 00:04:29,509 - They didn't cheat me? - No. 49 00:04:29,624 --> 00:04:30,901 Less and less every time. 50 00:04:31,026 --> 00:04:34,309 Goddammit! What the fuck... 51 00:04:35,941 --> 00:04:38,744 Our streets are filthy because of people like you. 52 00:04:39,301 --> 00:04:42,584 - You expect me to clean up? - Real nice! 53 00:04:42,709 --> 00:04:44,581 Good thing you're a dying breed! 54 00:04:45,426 --> 00:04:47,029 How dare you! 55 00:04:47,144 --> 00:04:50,187 - Relax. Ignore him. - Did you hear him? 56 00:04:50,821 --> 00:04:52,664 He ran off, did you see that? 57 00:04:53,662 --> 00:04:55,544 Do you want some wine? 58 00:04:56,821 --> 00:04:59,029 - White, OK? - OK. 59 00:04:59,864 --> 00:05:01,304 White wine. 60 00:05:02,667 --> 00:05:06,584 Professor, we gotta get out of this country. 61 00:05:06,709 --> 00:05:08,466 And go where? 62 00:05:08,581 --> 00:05:12,344 - All Italian retirees leave. You know? - I know. 63 00:05:12,469 --> 00:05:14,187 I get the guaranteed minimum pension. 64 00:05:14,302 --> 00:05:17,029 Be thankful! You barely worked! 65 00:05:17,144 --> 00:05:18,949 Mind your own business. 66 00:05:19,064 --> 00:05:21,781 I can't do shit with that pension. 67 00:05:21,906 --> 00:05:27,387 In other countries, you live a decent life with that pittance. 68 00:05:28,261 --> 00:05:30,747 It's not that simple. 69 00:05:30,862 --> 00:05:33,387 That's easy for you to say. You get a good pension. 70 00:05:33,502 --> 00:05:35,221 A good pension? 71 00:05:35,346 --> 00:05:39,349 After rent, bills, expenses, I'm penniless. 72 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:43,342 - Penniless! You buy a ton of books. - So what? 73 00:05:43,467 --> 00:05:46,827 I'm penniless, and I taught Latin and Greek - 74 00:05:46,942 --> 00:05:49,707 - to hundreds of girls and boys... 75 00:05:50,907 --> 00:05:52,424 for years, you know? 76 00:05:53,144 --> 00:05:54,786 Do you think they remember? 77 00:05:55,784 --> 00:05:57,147 - They remember. - Whatever. 78 00:05:57,262 --> 00:06:00,066 They sure do remember. 79 00:07:14,062 --> 00:07:15,301 Who's there? 80 00:07:15,426 --> 00:07:18,421 Abu, I'm showering. You gave me the keys, remember? 81 00:07:18,546 --> 00:07:21,349 - What a pain, hurry up! - One second. 82 00:07:26,024 --> 00:07:27,906 He asked if he could take a shower now and then. 83 00:07:28,021 --> 00:07:30,306 He's here every day, dammit! 84 00:07:37,189 --> 00:07:38,706 Come on! 85 00:07:45,387 --> 00:07:47,384 - I left the keys here. - OK. 86 00:07:48,709 --> 00:07:49,947 What's that? 87 00:07:50,744 --> 00:07:53,144 - A gift for you. - No, I have tons. 88 00:07:53,269 --> 00:07:54,949 - It brings good luck. - Yeah, right! 89 00:07:55,582 --> 00:07:56,706 Whatever... 90 00:07:57,944 --> 00:07:59,701 - Have you eaten? - Yes. 91 00:07:59,826 --> 00:08:00,949 Take these. 92 00:08:01,707 --> 00:08:03,982 - Thanks, Giorgetto, bye. - See you later. 93 00:08:14,101 --> 00:08:18,229 TUESDAY 94 00:08:26,542 --> 00:08:28,587 - Hi, Simona. - Hey, Giorgetto. 95 00:08:29,269 --> 00:08:31,189 Remember that guy who had - 96 00:08:31,304 --> 00:08:34,942 - a retired brother in Santo Domingo who was living the life of Riley? 97 00:08:35,067 --> 00:08:38,264 - I met him here. - I don't know who that is. 98 00:08:38,389 --> 00:08:42,104 A friend of your uncle's had a retired brother in Santo Domingo. 99 00:08:42,229 --> 00:08:43,429 Do you remember? 100 00:08:43,544 --> 00:08:44,744 Not at all. 101 00:08:44,869 --> 00:08:47,989 - But I'll give you my uncle's number. - Good. 102 00:08:54,306 --> 00:08:56,341 Give me a scratch card, too. 103 00:09:04,587 --> 00:09:05,941 Let's see... 104 00:09:19,669 --> 00:09:22,222 - Bye, Simona. - Bye, Giorgetto. 105 00:09:31,746 --> 00:09:33,502 Hi. 106 00:09:39,061 --> 00:09:40,309 So... 107 00:09:41,067 --> 00:09:43,467 Simona's uncle gave me this number. 108 00:09:43,582 --> 00:09:45,387 He lives in Tor Tre Teste. 109 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:48,709 He's in the know, he has a retired brother in Santo Domingo. 110 00:09:48,824 --> 00:09:51,022 We'll talk to him and get some info. 111 00:09:52,549 --> 00:09:54,709 Tor Tre Teste? Christ! 112 00:09:54,824 --> 00:09:56,389 Giorgetto, I get you... 113 00:09:57,301 --> 00:10:01,227 But this is our world. We were born here. Everyone knows us. 114 00:10:01,342 --> 00:10:04,222 Who knows us? Who? 115 00:10:04,347 --> 00:10:06,229 You know, our bar friends... 116 00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:08,667 Those arseholes? Some friends! 117 00:10:09,224 --> 00:10:11,989 There are some worthy people, too. 118 00:10:13,861 --> 00:10:15,829 Camicetti, for example. 119 00:10:15,944 --> 00:10:19,784 Camicetti! Give me a break, he's moved to Tuscania, we never see him. 120 00:10:20,504 --> 00:10:23,941 Well then, there's Mario and Cesare! 121 00:10:26,782 --> 00:10:28,347 Right, Cesare. 122 00:10:33,502 --> 00:10:36,066 How long since you last spoke? 123 00:10:36,661 --> 00:10:39,867 A year, maybe more, he never calls me. 124 00:10:39,982 --> 00:10:42,862 - Never drops me a line. - No shit, he's dead. 125 00:10:47,106 --> 00:10:49,102 Dead? Cesare? 126 00:10:52,146 --> 00:10:54,229 And you didn't tell me? 127 00:10:54,786 --> 00:10:57,867 You were in the hospital with a broken arm. 128 00:10:57,982 --> 00:11:00,382 - Then I forgot about it. - You forgot? 129 00:11:00,507 --> 00:11:03,426 I almost told you once, but you were so cheerful, 130 00:11:03,541 --> 00:11:05,384 and I didn't want to ruin it. 131 00:11:06,949 --> 00:11:08,101 How did he die? 132 00:11:08,629 --> 00:11:10,462 He had a heart attack at the racetrack. 133 00:11:16,069 --> 00:11:17,864 Dammit, Giorgetto! 134 00:11:18,622 --> 00:11:21,262 If I die, are you not going to tell anyone? 135 00:11:21,387 --> 00:11:23,989 What's that supposed to mean? Of course I would. 136 00:11:24,104 --> 00:11:26,581 I would, for real. 137 00:11:26,706 --> 00:11:28,107 I would. 138 00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:30,747 If you want me to. 139 00:11:34,942 --> 00:11:39,349 WEDNESDAY 140 00:13:07,506 --> 00:13:08,542 Where are we? 141 00:13:10,386 --> 00:13:14,466 I don't know. It said 11 stops, so this has to be the place. 142 00:13:14,581 --> 00:13:16,107 Are you sure? 143 00:13:19,746 --> 00:13:21,829 God, Giorgetto... 144 00:13:21,944 --> 00:13:23,787 Let's go home before night falls. 145 00:13:23,902 --> 00:13:27,301 Sure, we'll ride the donkey home. 146 00:13:27,426 --> 00:13:29,509 We're here, I tell you. 147 00:13:31,621 --> 00:13:35,509 One kilometre from the bus stop, there's a villa with a yard. 148 00:13:35,624 --> 00:13:37,141 We can't miss it. 149 00:13:37,266 --> 00:13:40,386 - Where's the damn villa? - The villa... 150 00:13:40,501 --> 00:13:43,746 That way, a kilometre away. 151 00:13:44,744 --> 00:13:46,587 - Fine. - Let's go. 152 00:14:13,582 --> 00:14:17,346 Giorgetto, there are nothing but villas with yards here! 153 00:14:17,461 --> 00:14:19,381 He has a motorcycle out front. 154 00:14:19,506 --> 00:14:22,827 - There are scooters all over. - A motorcycle, not a scooter! 155 00:14:24,181 --> 00:14:25,909 Fine, a motorcycle. 156 00:14:26,024 --> 00:14:27,742 Let's go this way. 157 00:14:44,062 --> 00:14:45,224 Here it is. 158 00:14:45,349 --> 00:14:46,702 A motorcycle! 159 00:14:47,826 --> 00:14:48,901 Hello! 160 00:14:55,304 --> 00:14:58,021 Down, Joey, be quiet! 161 00:14:58,146 --> 00:15:00,622 Don't be afraid, he doesn't bite. 162 00:15:01,189 --> 00:15:02,149 I'll open up. 163 00:15:04,184 --> 00:15:05,749 - Come in. - Thanks. 164 00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:07,189 Thanks. 165 00:15:13,429 --> 00:15:15,742 It's a real beauty. 166 00:15:15,867 --> 00:15:17,989 Not a beauty, a dream! 167 00:15:18,104 --> 00:15:22,386 - It's cool. - '75 Triumph Bonneville. 168 00:15:22,501 --> 00:15:25,189 It's an English legend. 169 00:15:25,304 --> 00:15:26,869 - Come in. - Thanks. 170 00:15:27,349 --> 00:15:29,509 - It's steaming today. - Sure is. 171 00:15:31,429 --> 00:15:32,427 Do sit down. 172 00:15:33,829 --> 00:15:35,346 - Please. - Thanks. 173 00:15:38,744 --> 00:15:40,741 - Thank you. - Here we are. 174 00:15:41,864 --> 00:15:44,389 - Nice house. - Yes, it is. 175 00:15:44,504 --> 00:15:46,261 Houses used to be made well. 176 00:15:46,386 --> 00:15:50,264 My father and brother built it with their own hands. 177 00:15:50,389 --> 00:15:51,704 The one who's in Santo Domingo? 178 00:15:51,829 --> 00:15:53,941 Santo Domingo? He's in Terracina. 179 00:15:54,622 --> 00:15:58,626 He has a construction company, sometimes he builds illegally... 180 00:15:59,422 --> 00:16:01,026 Stuff like that. 181 00:16:01,141 --> 00:16:02,984 - Can I offer you a beer? - Sure. 182 00:16:03,109 --> 00:16:04,664 I thought so. 183 00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:06,229 I'll be right back. 184 00:16:11,106 --> 00:16:12,824 Who the heck is he? 185 00:16:12,949 --> 00:16:15,262 He knows shit about Santo Domingo. 186 00:16:15,387 --> 00:16:17,067 Didn't you talk to him? 187 00:16:17,182 --> 00:16:19,544 I didn't want to ask on the phone. 188 00:16:19,669 --> 00:16:22,549 - What did you say? - That I wanted to talk. 189 00:16:22,664 --> 00:16:27,061 He had you come all the way here not knowing what this is about? 190 00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:29,307 Apparently he has nothing to do. 191 00:16:30,306 --> 00:16:31,861 Like us. 192 00:16:31,986 --> 00:16:33,022 Here you go. 193 00:16:37,909 --> 00:16:39,262 So... 194 00:16:39,387 --> 00:16:40,386 One... 195 00:16:41,221 --> 00:16:43,102 - Two... cheers. - Cheers. 196 00:16:50,504 --> 00:16:51,982 Perfect. 197 00:16:54,306 --> 00:16:55,669 Who are you? 198 00:16:56,744 --> 00:16:58,981 I'm Giorgetto, he's the professor. 199 00:16:59,106 --> 00:17:01,064 - Attilio. - Nice to meet you. 200 00:17:01,189 --> 00:17:02,302 - Hello. - Hello. 201 00:17:02,427 --> 00:17:04,309 - A professor? - Retired. 202 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:05,941 Ah, I see. 203 00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:07,064 So what's this about? 204 00:17:08,581 --> 00:17:09,704 Nothing. 205 00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:12,142 - Nothing? - Well, you see... 206 00:17:12,267 --> 00:17:14,542 We wanted to leave... 207 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,501 - And go where? - Abroad. 208 00:17:16,626 --> 00:17:19,544 With our measly pension we might live better abroad. 209 00:17:21,224 --> 00:17:23,029 Leaving is great. 210 00:17:23,144 --> 00:17:24,824 I always dream about it. 211 00:17:24,949 --> 00:17:28,222 I went to Afghanistan when I was young. 212 00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:30,584 - With my motorcycle. - No way! 213 00:17:30,709 --> 00:17:34,347 One hell of a trip, with that bike. 214 00:17:34,462 --> 00:17:38,744 - I've seen a chunk of the world. - You don't travel anymore? 215 00:17:38,869 --> 00:17:40,789 I've settled down, 216 00:17:40,904 --> 00:17:43,746 but I'm always near the sea. 217 00:17:43,861 --> 00:17:46,107 I was a lifeguard in Ostia. 218 00:17:46,222 --> 00:17:48,747 Then I worked for my brother's company. 219 00:17:48,862 --> 00:17:51,982 Then I learned how to make necklaces, 220 00:17:52,741 --> 00:17:54,862 bracelets, earrings... 221 00:17:54,987 --> 00:17:57,982 And now I restore and sell antique furniture. 222 00:17:58,107 --> 00:18:02,581 Mid-century stuff, some weird things. 223 00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:05,029 Come and take a look at this. 224 00:18:06,027 --> 00:18:09,109 It's a totem pole from the Cherokee tribe. 225 00:18:09,224 --> 00:18:10,904 Check it out. 226 00:18:11,422 --> 00:18:14,149 The Spirit of the Great Plains. 227 00:18:14,744 --> 00:18:16,107 - Nice. - Really nice. 228 00:18:16,222 --> 00:18:17,422 Nice. 229 00:18:17,547 --> 00:18:21,224 - And that? - He's got a good eye. 230 00:18:21,349 --> 00:18:25,189 This is cool: It's called a didgeridoo. 231 00:18:25,304 --> 00:18:28,904 It's an Aboriginal Australian instrument. 232 00:18:29,029 --> 00:18:31,582 They use it for sacred ceremonies. 233 00:18:31,707 --> 00:18:34,261 It's like a horn. 234 00:18:34,386 --> 00:18:36,344 I'll play it, have a seat. 235 00:18:37,381 --> 00:18:39,906 Let's see if it still works. 236 00:18:40,021 --> 00:18:41,422 Here. 237 00:18:41,547 --> 00:18:43,227 Hold that. 238 00:18:51,147 --> 00:18:52,347 Damn! 239 00:18:52,462 --> 00:18:54,382 I think the wax has melted. 240 00:18:54,507 --> 00:18:57,944 I haven't played it in ages. It's a beauty, all handmade. 241 00:18:58,069 --> 00:18:59,624 Really nice. 242 00:19:00,382 --> 00:19:02,744 All really nice, special stuff. 243 00:19:03,224 --> 00:19:05,346 So you don't have a pension? 244 00:19:06,786 --> 00:19:08,427 No. 245 00:19:08,542 --> 00:19:11,864 Why the long faces? Want some pizza? 246 00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:14,821 I thought so. 247 00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:17,547 - I'll go and get the pizza. - What? 248 00:19:18,507 --> 00:19:21,147 Here, no drinking on empty stomachs. 249 00:19:21,262 --> 00:19:24,469 - I'll put it here. - Thanks. 250 00:19:24,584 --> 00:19:28,424 I heard about this thing, I'm interested, too... 251 00:19:28,549 --> 00:19:32,101 I heard about lots of retirees - 252 00:19:32,226 --> 00:19:35,221 - going abroad because they can live better. 253 00:19:35,346 --> 00:19:37,064 With the exchange rate... 254 00:19:37,189 --> 00:19:38,706 But you don't have a pension. 255 00:19:38,821 --> 00:19:42,027 - Enough about my pension! - Drop it. 256 00:19:42,142 --> 00:19:44,101 I can leave anyway! 257 00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:48,546 I'm a citizen of the world. I'm a free man. 258 00:19:48,661 --> 00:19:52,549 Plus, these bracelets and stuff that I make, 259 00:19:52,664 --> 00:19:54,824 - I can sell them anywhere. - Sure. 260 00:19:54,949 --> 00:19:58,942 Not to mention import-export 261 00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:00,786 of Mid-century stuff. 262 00:20:00,901 --> 00:20:03,349 To hell with your shitty pension! No offense. 263 00:20:03,867 --> 00:20:06,421 - You're right. - Right? 264 00:20:06,546 --> 00:20:08,542 Let's go... but where? 265 00:20:09,301 --> 00:20:11,662 Right! Where? 266 00:20:12,104 --> 00:20:13,986 We need to figure it out. 267 00:20:18,027 --> 00:20:20,101 I know the right person. 268 00:20:21,147 --> 00:20:22,827 Rest assured. 269 00:21:05,182 --> 00:21:06,142 Hello. 270 00:21:06,747 --> 00:21:08,062 - Morning. - Morning. 271 00:21:08,187 --> 00:21:10,942 - You can come in this way. - Thanks. 272 00:21:11,067 --> 00:21:12,709 Come on, Joey. 273 00:21:14,101 --> 00:21:15,829 Stay there. 274 00:21:18,709 --> 00:21:20,341 Carry the mirror. 275 00:21:22,942 --> 00:21:24,306 Here. 276 00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:29,586 One hand there. Grab the other side. 277 00:21:29,701 --> 00:21:32,149 Careful, this mirror is delicate. 278 00:21:33,022 --> 00:21:34,347 Good. 279 00:21:34,462 --> 00:21:35,864 Easy! 280 00:21:37,342 --> 00:21:40,549 Stay focused! Come on. 281 00:21:40,664 --> 00:21:42,824 - Go in this way. - You OK? 282 00:21:42,949 --> 00:21:44,302 Careful. 283 00:21:44,427 --> 00:21:46,069 I'll get the table. 284 00:21:46,184 --> 00:21:47,662 - I'll guide you. - Easy! 285 00:21:47,787 --> 00:21:49,986 - I can't see. - I'll guide you. 286 00:21:53,941 --> 00:21:55,669 - So heavy. - Watch the step. 287 00:21:55,784 --> 00:21:57,109 Careful! 288 00:21:57,906 --> 00:22:01,506 - Move faster. - Joey, get out of the way. 289 00:22:02,706 --> 00:22:03,742 Good. 290 00:22:03,867 --> 00:22:06,344 - Where? - To the left. 291 00:22:09,186 --> 00:22:11,221 - OK. - All right. 292 00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:13,582 Here you go. 293 00:22:15,262 --> 00:22:16,664 Lovely. 294 00:22:16,789 --> 00:22:18,661 Hold on. 295 00:22:22,626 --> 00:22:23,941 Turn it. 296 00:22:28,789 --> 00:22:30,104 That's right. 297 00:22:32,782 --> 00:22:35,029 - What a masterpiece. - Wonderful. 298 00:22:35,144 --> 00:22:38,101 You did an amazing job. Congrat... 299 00:22:38,226 --> 00:22:39,704 - Oh, no! - What's wrong? 300 00:22:39,829 --> 00:22:41,902 The mirror shakes. 301 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:45,186 - That's not good. - Well, it's an antique. 302 00:22:45,301 --> 00:22:47,941 - That's the beauty of it. - No... 303 00:22:48,066 --> 00:22:52,789 If it shakes, then it'll fall and break. That's no good. 304 00:22:52,904 --> 00:22:55,746 I'm a professional, if anything happens, call me. 305 00:22:55,861 --> 00:22:57,262 Just call... 306 00:22:57,387 --> 00:22:59,422 - And I'll fix it. - We'll see... 307 00:22:59,547 --> 00:23:01,784 - Where does it go? - I haven't decided yet. 308 00:23:01,909 --> 00:23:04,827 Leave it here, we'll handle it. Thanks. 309 00:23:04,942 --> 00:23:07,467 Is the professor in? 310 00:23:07,582 --> 00:23:10,021 I wanted to ask his advice. 311 00:23:11,144 --> 00:23:12,382 I'll call him. 312 00:23:12,507 --> 00:23:15,666 - Have a seat. - Thanks so much. 313 00:23:15,781 --> 00:23:17,182 Bye. 314 00:23:18,661 --> 00:23:21,224 - Sit down. - Have a seat. 315 00:23:22,587 --> 00:23:24,901 Name a consumer good. 316 00:23:27,262 --> 00:23:28,587 Beer, sir. 317 00:23:28,702 --> 00:23:32,581 Small beer, 33 centilitres, all right. 318 00:23:36,661 --> 00:23:41,269 1.03 euros in Sofia, 6 euros in Geneva. 319 00:23:43,342 --> 00:23:47,701 But beware, it's not just about purchasing power. 320 00:23:48,622 --> 00:23:53,269 There are other essential variables to keep in mind. 321 00:23:53,384 --> 00:23:55,467 One: safety of the country. 322 00:23:55,582 --> 00:23:58,424 Conflicts underway, the police system, 323 00:23:58,549 --> 00:24:01,141 lack of basic human rights, 324 00:24:01,266 --> 00:24:05,106 xenophobia, because you'll be foreigners there. 325 00:24:08,427 --> 00:24:10,184 And then there are natural hazards: 326 00:24:10,827 --> 00:24:14,946 earthquakes, seaquakes, volcano eruptions... 327 00:24:16,587 --> 00:24:18,421 For example: 328 00:24:18,546 --> 00:24:19,746 Australia. 329 00:24:19,861 --> 00:24:23,029 Lovely country, full of perks, but... 330 00:24:23,144 --> 00:24:27,186 the surrounding sea is full of box jellyfish. 331 00:24:28,462 --> 00:24:31,304 - Ever heard of it? - Maybe he has... 332 00:24:31,429 --> 00:24:32,667 - No. - No. 333 00:24:32,782 --> 00:24:37,467 A tiny animal whose sting can kill you in five minutes. 334 00:24:37,582 --> 00:24:39,666 So, be careful. 335 00:24:40,347 --> 00:24:41,941 - Hear that? - Two... 336 00:24:42,747 --> 00:24:45,426 Do they have a convention with Italy 337 00:24:45,541 --> 00:24:48,469 regarding taxation on retirees? 338 00:24:49,669 --> 00:24:51,301 Plan on getting married? 339 00:24:53,941 --> 00:24:56,062 - To who? - Watch out... 340 00:24:56,869 --> 00:24:59,902 In Malaysia, another lovely nation, 341 00:25:00,027 --> 00:25:03,147 millenary civilisation, and natural paradise, 342 00:25:03,262 --> 00:25:05,422 the convention is restricted 343 00:25:05,547 --> 00:25:09,589 only to those who've married a local. 344 00:25:09,704 --> 00:25:12,584 Otherwise, you still have to pay taxes in Italy. 345 00:25:12,709 --> 00:25:14,542 No, forget it. 346 00:25:15,829 --> 00:25:17,902 Three: the climate. 347 00:25:19,227 --> 00:25:21,704 Northern Europe, for example, 348 00:25:21,829 --> 00:25:25,467 great social model but... it's dark. 349 00:25:26,466 --> 00:25:28,146 You'd be depressed in a flash. 350 00:25:28,827 --> 00:25:30,382 No, no. 351 00:25:30,507 --> 00:25:33,224 Four: language, religion, traditions. 352 00:25:33,349 --> 00:25:35,182 We're no longer spring chickens. 353 00:25:35,307 --> 00:25:37,189 At our age... 354 00:25:37,304 --> 00:25:40,626 the ability to adapt is limited. 355 00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:46,107 Life is change, change is life, but beware... 356 00:25:46,222 --> 00:25:50,302 every change is anxiety-inducing, remember that. 357 00:25:51,301 --> 00:25:55,707 An overly-extreme delta leads to... 358 00:25:55,822 --> 00:25:58,347 a crisis of the self-structure. 359 00:25:59,941 --> 00:26:01,064 So... 360 00:26:02,101 --> 00:26:05,624 considering all of the available data, 361 00:26:05,749 --> 00:26:08,744 I'd recommend a trifecta of countries: 362 00:26:10,146 --> 00:26:13,822 Cuba, great climate, good music, 363 00:26:13,947 --> 00:26:15,867 amazing women, 364 00:26:15,982 --> 00:26:18,421 but, speaking of women, 365 00:26:18,546 --> 00:26:22,309 you'll have to marry one, due to the convention. 366 00:26:24,786 --> 00:26:28,664 Bali, gorgeous Indonesian island, 367 00:26:29,624 --> 00:26:33,061 great climate, social peace, 368 00:26:33,186 --> 00:26:35,547 cosmopolitan people, 369 00:26:35,662 --> 00:26:38,907 and last but not least... 370 00:26:41,826 --> 00:26:43,621 Bulgaria. 371 00:26:43,746 --> 00:26:45,147 Nearby... 372 00:26:46,261 --> 00:26:48,469 excellent purchasing power, 373 00:26:48,584 --> 00:26:51,829 continental but mild climate. 374 00:26:53,547 --> 00:26:56,869 Vast lakes, wonderful natural beauty, 375 00:26:56,984 --> 00:27:00,027 and I must confess, I have a soft spot for Sofia. 376 00:27:00,622 --> 00:27:02,302 It's a beautiful city. 377 00:27:04,702 --> 00:27:06,421 Come on! 378 00:27:06,546 --> 00:27:09,387 Time to step out of your lairs. 379 00:27:11,826 --> 00:27:15,224 If you go forward, you'll lose your inertia equilibrium, 380 00:27:15,349 --> 00:27:17,144 it's a scientific fact. 381 00:27:17,269 --> 00:27:20,427 You're unbalanced by definition, 382 00:27:20,542 --> 00:27:22,501 "that e'er the lower was my steady foot." 383 00:27:23,547 --> 00:27:25,189 It's risky. 384 00:27:25,304 --> 00:27:28,626 But risks must be risked. 385 00:27:29,864 --> 00:27:32,226 You must believe in something. 386 00:27:33,109 --> 00:27:36,622 I, for example, believe that... 387 00:27:36,747 --> 00:27:40,069 if, as I suspect, 388 00:27:40,184 --> 00:27:41,864 my wife has gone out, 389 00:27:41,989 --> 00:27:43,861 we can have some grappa. 390 00:27:46,549 --> 00:27:48,661 - Thanks, Professor. - Thanks. 391 00:27:48,786 --> 00:27:50,341 - Thanks. - Thanks. 392 00:27:51,147 --> 00:27:54,507 Guys, get to it! Eyes on the prize. 393 00:27:54,622 --> 00:27:55,582 Cheers! 394 00:27:59,422 --> 00:28:01,227 - It's good. - Strong. 395 00:28:01,342 --> 00:28:03,627 - My goodness. - Let's get going. 396 00:28:03,742 --> 00:28:04,741 Another glass. 397 00:28:05,749 --> 00:28:08,149 No, I have to drive. We're going to Rome. 398 00:28:08,264 --> 00:28:09,426 I'm not driving. 399 00:28:09,541 --> 00:28:12,709 Impressive, this was in a barrique for 25 years. 400 00:28:13,746 --> 00:28:15,704 You can taste each year. 401 00:28:17,182 --> 00:28:18,901 Don't disappoint me. 402 00:28:19,026 --> 00:28:21,262 Fine, just this once. 403 00:28:21,387 --> 00:28:24,181 I doubt they'll make me do the breathalyser! 404 00:28:25,947 --> 00:28:27,906 Again, cheers! 405 00:28:28,021 --> 00:28:30,066 - Thanks. - Cheers. 406 00:28:30,181 --> 00:28:31,822 Cheers to Sofia! 407 00:28:34,146 --> 00:28:37,986 He makes it sound easy: Go to Bulgaria where beer is cheap. 408 00:28:38,101 --> 00:28:40,424 Why the heck would I go to Bulgaria? 409 00:28:41,182 --> 00:28:43,947 He mentioned other places, too, like Cuba. 410 00:28:44,062 --> 00:28:47,586 Yeah, but Cuba's like Bali, we'd have to get married. 411 00:28:47,701 --> 00:28:50,466 - Bali... - Not interested in Bali? 412 00:28:50,581 --> 00:28:52,462 Where the heck is it? 413 00:28:52,587 --> 00:28:56,302 I can't be on a plane for more than two hours. I'll jump out. 414 00:28:58,069 --> 00:29:00,622 A place nearby would be better, 415 00:29:00,747 --> 00:29:04,501 so if we change our minds, we can come back. 416 00:29:04,626 --> 00:29:07,669 If that's the case, then let's not even bother! 417 00:29:07,784 --> 00:29:10,501 Each goes home, and the end. 418 00:29:10,626 --> 00:29:13,582 Here, go and see if our sandwiches are ready. 419 00:29:14,466 --> 00:29:16,309 He said he'll jump out of the plane! 420 00:29:16,424 --> 00:29:17,941 Idiot! 421 00:29:18,066 --> 00:29:20,782 We could get to Bali by boat too, right? 422 00:29:20,907 --> 00:29:24,229 - Yes, but it'd take forever. - Not by sailboat! 423 00:29:24,344 --> 00:29:27,262 There must be a ferry or ship. 424 00:29:27,387 --> 00:29:29,941 To be honest, the sea... 425 00:29:31,026 --> 00:29:33,502 bothers me, actually it scares me. 426 00:29:33,627 --> 00:29:36,584 I like looking at it from far away, 427 00:29:36,709 --> 00:29:39,186 but the immensity of it... 428 00:29:39,301 --> 00:29:41,586 - Scares you? - Yes, it scares me. 429 00:29:41,701 --> 00:29:43,141 - Yes. - Give me the change. 430 00:29:43,266 --> 00:29:46,702 Change? I put in five euros of my own, I even told him off. 431 00:29:46,827 --> 00:29:49,381 - 25 euros for 100 grams of pork? - Yep. 432 00:29:49,506 --> 00:29:53,106 - Insane! - We could buy a scooter in Bulgaria. 433 00:29:53,989 --> 00:29:55,621 Fucking hell! 434 00:30:00,949 --> 00:30:02,946 - It's tasty, though. - Sure is. 435 00:30:33,147 --> 00:30:36,027 - Hey, Ma'. - Attilio, hello. 436 00:30:36,142 --> 00:30:38,581 Hello, girls. 437 00:30:38,706 --> 00:30:41,144 - Hi, Pi'. - Hi, Atti'. 438 00:30:41,269 --> 00:30:42,507 Hey. 439 00:30:43,582 --> 00:30:45,704 - Honey. - Hey, Dad. 440 00:30:45,829 --> 00:30:48,066 - Morning. - What's wrong? 441 00:30:48,181 --> 00:30:53,307 Nothing, I just wanted to tell you about something. 442 00:30:53,422 --> 00:30:55,429 I can't now, I'm busy. 443 00:30:55,544 --> 00:30:58,021 OK, but call me later. 444 00:30:58,146 --> 00:31:00,949 - Got it? Bye, kiddo. - OK. 445 00:31:01,064 --> 00:31:02,542 Good day. 446 00:31:04,462 --> 00:31:06,027 Hello. 447 00:31:06,142 --> 00:31:09,109 Are you new here? I've never seen you before. 448 00:31:09,224 --> 00:31:11,624 These kids are great with colour. 449 00:31:12,267 --> 00:31:13,986 - Go. - I'm going. 450 00:31:14,101 --> 00:31:16,587 - Bye. - Bye, Attilio. 451 00:31:16,702 --> 00:31:17,941 - Bye. - Bye. 452 00:31:18,066 --> 00:31:19,746 - Call you later. - OK. 453 00:31:40,702 --> 00:31:41,662 Professor? 454 00:31:43,909 --> 00:31:47,422 Tell me what you think of this, I might add it to the list. 455 00:31:58,309 --> 00:32:00,507 Add it, yes. 456 00:32:00,622 --> 00:32:02,302 What do you think: four or five? 457 00:32:02,427 --> 00:32:03,666 - Four. - Four? 458 00:32:03,781 --> 00:32:05,221 - Four, - OK. 459 00:32:14,581 --> 00:32:16,069 Do it. 460 00:32:16,789 --> 00:32:18,229 Should I? 461 00:32:23,307 --> 00:32:25,381 - Professor! - Hello. 462 00:32:25,506 --> 00:32:28,146 - Scolozzi, senior year, remember? - Scolozzi... 463 00:32:28,261 --> 00:32:30,709 - How are you? - Senior year... fine. 464 00:32:30,824 --> 00:32:32,187 Gosh! 465 00:32:33,109 --> 00:32:36,507 Remember you said that Carolina and I were a nice couple? 466 00:32:36,622 --> 00:32:38,101 Yes. 467 00:32:38,744 --> 00:32:40,626 - We got married. - Great! 468 00:32:40,741 --> 00:32:43,909 - We're so happy. - I'm glad. 469 00:32:44,024 --> 00:32:45,387 Me too. 470 00:32:46,184 --> 00:32:48,344 Scolozzi, remember any Latin? 471 00:32:48,469 --> 00:32:52,386 Tityre, tu patulae recubans sub tegmine fagi... 472 00:32:53,384 --> 00:32:55,544 Silvestrem tenui... 473 00:32:55,669 --> 00:32:57,502 - No? - No, I don't remember. 474 00:32:57,627 --> 00:32:59,269 - Nothing? - Nothing. 475 00:32:59,384 --> 00:33:00,987 Oh, well. 476 00:33:01,102 --> 00:33:03,387 - How are you? - I'm fine. 477 00:33:04,549 --> 00:33:07,266 I'd like to go away on a trip. 478 00:33:07,381 --> 00:33:08,341 - Nice! - Yes. 479 00:33:08,466 --> 00:33:11,749 - Where? - I don't know, there are lots of... 480 00:33:12,786 --> 00:33:15,224 places in the world, Scolozzi. 481 00:33:16,146 --> 00:33:17,547 I don't know. 482 00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:19,582 Nice seeing you, have a good trip. 483 00:33:19,707 --> 00:33:21,502 You too. 484 00:33:24,421 --> 00:33:26,907 Giorgetto, listen here... 485 00:33:27,022 --> 00:33:29,384 they've discovered water on Mars. 486 00:33:31,381 --> 00:33:34,021 If there's water, there's life. 487 00:33:34,146 --> 00:33:36,661 - What kind of life? - Who knows... 488 00:33:36,786 --> 00:33:37,784 Martians! 489 00:33:37,909 --> 00:33:42,584 Martians, my arse! There's no life apart from us. 490 00:33:42,709 --> 00:33:46,146 We're the only evolved planet in the universe. 491 00:33:47,864 --> 00:33:52,549 Someone should go up there and take a look. 492 00:33:53,307 --> 00:33:57,502 Why don't you go? I can see it now: "The great voyager"! 493 00:33:59,422 --> 00:34:02,946 Quit laughing! I'm always up for travelling. 494 00:34:03,061 --> 00:34:05,384 Actually, I'm leaving soon. 495 00:34:06,469 --> 00:34:10,184 - Where the heck are you going? - Abroad! 496 00:34:10,309 --> 00:34:13,141 To places so far away you don't even know where they are. 497 00:34:14,264 --> 00:34:17,902 Apologies, Christopher Columbus, I didn't recognise you! 498 00:34:19,381 --> 00:34:21,426 Fuck this, I'm leaving. 499 00:34:26,946 --> 00:34:30,229 Giorgetto, don't forget your compass. 500 00:34:32,869 --> 00:34:37,141 You've never even stepped beyond the ancient neighbourhood gate! 501 00:34:40,069 --> 00:34:43,707 - You always piss him off. - Don't blame me. 502 00:35:36,901 --> 00:35:39,301 - Step one: passport! - THURSDAY 503 00:35:39,426 --> 00:35:41,221 - Got one? - No. 504 00:35:41,346 --> 00:35:42,949 Wake up, Giorgetto! 505 00:35:43,064 --> 00:35:45,301 We don't even know our destination. 506 00:35:45,426 --> 00:35:47,586 You don't write your destination on the passport. 507 00:35:47,701 --> 00:35:48,862 - No? - No! 508 00:35:48,987 --> 00:35:52,347 A passport is valid in all countries Italy recognises. 509 00:35:52,462 --> 00:35:56,149 - Get with it. - OK, how do I get one? 510 00:35:56,264 --> 00:35:58,021 Go to the precinct. 511 00:35:58,866 --> 00:36:01,381 - Scared? - No, I'm not scared. 512 00:36:02,187 --> 00:36:06,862 - Do you have a criminal record? - Nothing major. 513 00:36:06,987 --> 00:36:09,464 His landlord pressed charges. 514 00:36:09,589 --> 00:36:12,469 - What for? - Nothing. 515 00:36:12,584 --> 00:36:14,782 He hasn't paid rent in three years. 516 00:36:14,907 --> 00:36:17,106 - That's non-payment. - Non-payment? 517 00:36:17,221 --> 00:36:19,822 I repainted and rewired the place. 518 00:36:19,947 --> 00:36:21,906 She should pay me! 519 00:36:22,021 --> 00:36:24,181 Whatever, anyway... Step two: 520 00:36:24,306 --> 00:36:28,021 the pension transfer paperwork. 521 00:36:28,146 --> 00:36:30,901 - With all appurtenances. - Right. 522 00:36:31,026 --> 00:36:33,666 - With what? - With all appurtenances. 523 00:36:34,386 --> 00:36:36,862 Did you write that down? Yes. 524 00:36:39,301 --> 00:36:41,422 Hi. Thanks, Giorgetto. 525 00:36:41,547 --> 00:36:43,986 There was no hot water in the shower, I fixed it. 526 00:36:44,744 --> 00:36:45,829 - Hello. - Hi. 527 00:36:45,944 --> 00:36:47,989 He showers nonstop. 528 00:36:48,104 --> 00:36:49,582 Another one? 529 00:36:49,707 --> 00:36:51,262 Hold on... 530 00:36:51,387 --> 00:36:52,981 Does this stuff sell? 531 00:36:53,749 --> 00:36:55,026 Not so much. 532 00:36:55,947 --> 00:36:57,349 - Have you eaten? - No. 533 00:36:57,464 --> 00:36:58,827 Sit down. 534 00:37:00,306 --> 00:37:03,301 Sandro, some chicken and chips. 535 00:37:05,624 --> 00:37:08,024 - Is chicken OK? - Sure. 536 00:37:08,149 --> 00:37:12,469 He's a good kid. If you need a hand, call him. 537 00:37:12,584 --> 00:37:15,262 - Does he live with you? - I have no room. 538 00:37:15,387 --> 00:37:19,621 - No, he lives... I'm not sure. - Anyway... 539 00:37:19,746 --> 00:37:21,704 Step three: the taxman. 540 00:37:21,829 --> 00:37:25,746 Taxation, fines, outstanding debts. 541 00:37:25,861 --> 00:37:29,422 Got any outstanding debts? Look into it, write that down. 542 00:37:31,026 --> 00:37:34,386 - Another important thing: the doctor. - Doctor? 543 00:37:34,501 --> 00:37:36,901 Yes, get a check-up before leaving. 544 00:37:37,026 --> 00:37:39,061 You can't leave sick! 545 00:37:40,184 --> 00:37:42,584 Another important thing: the dentist. 546 00:37:42,709 --> 00:37:46,107 Dentist? That costs a fortune! 547 00:37:46,222 --> 00:37:49,064 I bet dentists abroad cost less. 548 00:37:49,189 --> 00:37:50,946 Fine, cross it out. 549 00:37:51,061 --> 00:37:53,029 - Yes. - I've got good teeth. 550 00:37:53,144 --> 00:37:55,621 - Cross it out. - OK. 551 00:37:57,867 --> 00:37:59,787 And last topic... 552 00:38:00,786 --> 00:38:03,186 Listen up, focus. 553 00:38:03,301 --> 00:38:05,221 Personal goodbyes, loose ends, 554 00:38:05,346 --> 00:38:08,629 I don't want any fucking part of it, it's your business. 555 00:38:08,744 --> 00:38:10,664 But let it be clear... 556 00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:13,266 we know when we're leaving, 557 00:38:13,381 --> 00:38:16,462 but we don't know if or when we're coming back. 558 00:38:18,584 --> 00:38:20,782 Jesus, you're so old-fashioned. 559 00:38:20,907 --> 00:38:22,501 Leave me alone. 560 00:38:24,546 --> 00:38:26,907 Well then, cheers! Shall we toast? 561 00:38:27,781 --> 00:38:28,904 To... 562 00:38:29,029 --> 00:38:30,267 - Our trip. - Our trip. 563 00:38:39,704 --> 00:38:41,307 Eat up. 564 00:38:41,422 --> 00:38:43,707 - Appurtenances... - Yes, appurtenances. 565 00:39:56,302 --> 00:39:58,664 SOCIAL SECURITY OFFICE 566 00:40:05,941 --> 00:40:07,304 Come in. 567 00:40:19,064 --> 00:40:21,502 I need to transfer my pension. 568 00:40:21,627 --> 00:40:23,701 - Where to? - Abroad. 569 00:40:23,826 --> 00:40:25,266 Where, abroad? 570 00:40:26,187 --> 00:40:27,147 I don't know. 571 00:40:29,864 --> 00:40:31,026 Also... 572 00:40:31,141 --> 00:40:33,781 is it possible to get an advance? 573 00:40:35,346 --> 00:40:36,862 No. 574 00:40:36,987 --> 00:40:40,741 For the transfer, you have to submit a comprehensive request 575 00:40:40,866 --> 00:40:44,629 listing where it should be sent, and then you have to wait. 576 00:40:45,666 --> 00:40:47,269 - For how long? - Very long. 577 00:40:48,709 --> 00:40:50,187 42! 578 00:41:17,422 --> 00:41:19,746 - Do you read newspapers? - I do. 579 00:41:19,861 --> 00:41:23,384 Then you're aware there's a recession. 580 00:41:23,509 --> 00:41:25,909 - A grim two-year period. - Really? 581 00:41:26,024 --> 00:41:28,184 Yes, very grim. 582 00:41:28,309 --> 00:41:31,947 This affects interest rates in ways we're aware of. 583 00:41:32,782 --> 00:41:34,549 How so? 584 00:41:34,664 --> 00:41:39,224 Your bonds add up to 415 euros and 50 cents. 585 00:41:40,222 --> 00:41:43,621 - That's all? - That's the nature of fluctuations. 586 00:41:45,022 --> 00:41:46,827 Still want to withdraw the sum? 587 00:41:46,942 --> 00:41:50,226 - If I can, yes. - Of course you can. 588 00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:52,702 - Now? - No. 589 00:41:52,827 --> 00:41:57,502 It takes 30 business days plus time to process the request. 590 00:41:57,627 --> 00:41:59,144 Your copy. 591 00:42:00,306 --> 00:42:01,947 Don't lose it. 592 00:42:02,062 --> 00:42:03,829 - I won't. - Here you go. 593 00:42:04,942 --> 00:42:06,786 - Thanks. - Goodbye. 594 00:42:06,901 --> 00:42:08,187 Goodbye. 595 00:43:07,227 --> 00:43:09,982 - Pour some wine on it. - Wine? 596 00:43:10,107 --> 00:43:13,746 No, we don't have much wine, use vinegar instead. 597 00:43:13,861 --> 00:43:15,502 Is this the vinegar? 598 00:43:15,627 --> 00:43:17,902 - Is it strong? - No. 599 00:43:18,344 --> 00:43:20,149 - A splash? - Yes. 600 00:43:22,501 --> 00:43:24,027 Rosemary? 601 00:43:24,142 --> 00:43:25,429 I've put it on. 602 00:43:29,989 --> 00:43:31,102 Carolina? 603 00:43:32,907 --> 00:43:33,982 Carolina? 604 00:43:39,061 --> 00:43:42,421 Coming! Calm down, give me time to get here! 605 00:43:42,546 --> 00:43:43,544 What is it? 606 00:43:43,669 --> 00:43:46,664 Remember that boy who restored our mirror? 607 00:43:46,789 --> 00:43:48,181 Yes, Attilio. 608 00:43:48,306 --> 00:43:49,822 Do you have his number? 609 00:43:50,542 --> 00:43:53,624 - Did the mirror break? - No, it's a personal matter. 610 00:43:54,469 --> 00:43:55,707 Personal... 611 00:43:55,822 --> 00:43:57,867 Fine, I'll get the number. 612 00:44:08,984 --> 00:44:11,864 Here, I've dialled the number for you. 613 00:44:11,989 --> 00:44:13,227 Bad for you. 614 00:44:13,342 --> 00:44:15,426 That is bad for you. 615 00:44:20,542 --> 00:44:22,702 - It's ready. - No. 616 00:44:22,827 --> 00:44:24,622 Two more minutes. 617 00:44:25,669 --> 00:44:27,109 OK. 618 00:44:27,224 --> 00:44:28,184 Who's that? 619 00:44:29,269 --> 00:44:31,189 Must be my daughter. Excuse me. 620 00:44:38,427 --> 00:44:39,541 Hello? 621 00:44:40,424 --> 00:44:43,064 Professor! Did the mirror fall apart? 622 00:44:43,189 --> 00:44:46,107 No, never mind the mirror. The Azores... 623 00:44:46,222 --> 00:44:50,187 An archipelago in the Atlantic Ocean. 624 00:44:50,302 --> 00:44:52,386 It's the best place for you three. 625 00:44:54,142 --> 00:44:56,062 And it's not too far either. 626 00:44:56,869 --> 00:44:59,384 Impeccable banking system, 627 00:44:59,509 --> 00:45:03,147 very healthy climate, they speak Portuguese. 628 00:45:03,704 --> 00:45:05,624 Portuguese is like Italian, right? 629 00:45:06,469 --> 00:45:09,262 Tourism is rapidly growing. 630 00:45:09,387 --> 00:45:12,344 Since you have no pension, you could easily start a business: 631 00:45:12,469 --> 00:45:15,666 a shop, a bar, a restaurant... 632 00:45:15,781 --> 00:45:19,861 The best idea would be a hotel: 633 00:45:19,986 --> 00:45:23,384 a few rooms, discreet, with tasteful decor... 634 00:45:23,509 --> 00:45:27,301 But I have no experience with those things. 635 00:45:27,426 --> 00:45:29,384 Come on, be enterprising! 636 00:45:29,509 --> 00:45:32,984 You can learn: do some research and do it. 637 00:45:33,541 --> 00:45:35,346 They'd give me a mortgage? 638 00:45:35,461 --> 00:45:38,542 Of course! The banking system is impeccable. 639 00:45:38,667 --> 00:45:40,501 Your friends... 640 00:45:40,626 --> 00:45:45,262 with their pensions can be your guarantors, like a salary-backed loan. 641 00:45:45,982 --> 00:45:50,821 You know, a small beer there costs 1.40 euros 642 00:45:50,946 --> 00:45:54,469 and humidity is never more than 3%. 643 00:45:54,584 --> 00:45:58,789 What about earthquakes, seaquakes, and jellyfish? 644 00:45:58,904 --> 00:46:00,949 Nope, nothing! 645 00:46:01,064 --> 00:46:03,589 Wars? Uprisings? 646 00:46:03,704 --> 00:46:08,302 Not at all, it's a well-organised democratic republic. 647 00:46:09,301 --> 00:46:10,981 Earthquakes, seaquakes? 648 00:46:11,902 --> 00:46:13,026 Jellyfish? 649 00:46:13,822 --> 00:46:14,946 Apparently not. 650 00:46:15,589 --> 00:46:17,586 - Is it far? - No. 651 00:46:19,141 --> 00:46:20,542 One question: 652 00:46:20,667 --> 00:46:22,549 Are your pensions legit? 653 00:46:23,749 --> 00:46:27,224 - Of course, why? - Just wondering. 654 00:46:31,227 --> 00:46:32,869 - It's raw. - Raw? 655 00:46:32,984 --> 00:46:34,741 I said two more minutes! 656 00:46:35,624 --> 00:46:38,226 What'll you do with your dog? 657 00:46:38,744 --> 00:46:40,664 I'll bring him. 658 00:46:40,789 --> 00:46:42,862 - And how'll we get there? - Enough! 659 00:46:42,987 --> 00:46:45,742 We'll travel our own ways and meet there. 660 00:46:47,941 --> 00:46:52,386 FRIDAY 661 00:47:02,341 --> 00:47:03,627 What now? 662 00:47:04,827 --> 00:47:08,101 I just wanted to remind you that half of this is mine. 663 00:47:08,667 --> 00:47:09,627 Says who? 664 00:47:09,742 --> 00:47:13,909 Said Mum before dying: "The stand belongs to both of you!" 665 00:47:14,629 --> 00:47:17,029 Then come work here, you never have. 666 00:47:17,144 --> 00:47:19,582 Not true, I came a few times. 667 00:47:19,707 --> 00:47:21,262 In prehistoric times. 668 00:47:22,424 --> 00:47:24,661 Oreste, lend me 1,000. 669 00:47:24,786 --> 00:47:26,706 - I'm going away. - Going away? 670 00:47:27,742 --> 00:47:29,547 Fine, even 500 will do. 671 00:47:29,662 --> 00:47:32,427 Giorgetto, get lost. 672 00:47:32,542 --> 00:47:33,781 Leave! 673 00:47:39,262 --> 00:47:40,789 Hello. 674 00:47:40,904 --> 00:47:43,746 - Hello, ma'am! - How are the strawberries? 675 00:47:43,861 --> 00:47:45,906 Delicious, so are the peaches. 676 00:47:47,067 --> 00:47:48,181 I'll take these. 677 00:47:48,306 --> 00:47:49,746 OK. 678 00:47:54,901 --> 00:47:56,821 How about this? 679 00:47:56,946 --> 00:47:58,981 It's super popular this year. 680 00:47:59,864 --> 00:48:01,227 It's got a pocket. 681 00:48:02,264 --> 00:48:04,664 It's... 30 euros. 682 00:48:05,662 --> 00:48:08,542 Otherwise, we have this one without a pocket. 683 00:48:10,146 --> 00:48:13,266 It costs a bit less, 25 I think. 684 00:48:15,061 --> 00:48:17,106 Any plain suits? 685 00:48:17,221 --> 00:48:18,622 Plain? Yes. 686 00:48:18,747 --> 00:48:20,984 - These are too... - Be right back. 687 00:48:40,587 --> 00:48:41,787 Here you go. 688 00:48:41,902 --> 00:48:44,341 - That's nice. - Sure is. 689 00:48:44,466 --> 00:48:47,029 - Really nice. - Waterproof cotton. 690 00:48:47,144 --> 00:48:50,264 Fast-dry, stretchy and comfy. 691 00:48:51,301 --> 00:48:53,384 - 80 euros. - 80 euros? 692 00:48:53,509 --> 00:48:56,226 I can give you a little discount. 70 euros. 693 00:48:57,186 --> 00:49:01,621 Know what? I'll take this, I need a pocket. 694 00:49:01,746 --> 00:49:03,906 - For cigarettes. - Right. 695 00:50:00,382 --> 00:50:02,542 - Isn't it great? - Yes. 696 00:50:02,667 --> 00:50:04,904 Just what I needed. 697 00:50:09,224 --> 00:50:11,029 You should've gone in. 698 00:50:13,064 --> 00:50:15,426 Do you like Joey? 699 00:50:15,541 --> 00:50:18,066 Yes, he's a great dog. Why? 700 00:50:18,181 --> 00:50:20,821 I was thinking about going away. 701 00:50:21,944 --> 00:50:23,422 I knew it, Dad. 702 00:50:24,267 --> 00:50:26,782 - You've been still for too long. - Indeed. 703 00:50:27,704 --> 00:50:29,346 Does it bother you? 704 00:50:30,181 --> 00:50:32,706 When I was a kid it did, but now you're free. 705 00:50:35,106 --> 00:50:37,861 - Where do you want to go? - I don't know. 706 00:50:37,986 --> 00:50:39,829 Some nice island. 707 00:50:39,944 --> 00:50:41,662 An island in the south? 708 00:50:41,787 --> 00:50:44,984 No, closer, the Azores. 709 00:50:46,222 --> 00:50:48,786 I was thinking of opening a small hotel. 710 00:50:48,901 --> 00:50:51,867 Three or four rooms, fixing it up real nice. 711 00:50:53,422 --> 00:50:55,467 - You have no experience. - So what? 712 00:50:55,582 --> 00:50:58,261 As long as I'm enterprising, it's doable. 713 00:50:58,386 --> 00:51:00,862 - I did some research. - What about money? 714 00:51:01,746 --> 00:51:03,464 I'll find some. 715 00:51:05,586 --> 00:51:06,747 But Dad... 716 00:51:06,862 --> 00:51:09,982 Joey can't stay with me, my house is small. 717 00:51:10,107 --> 00:51:12,027 I can't leave him on the balcony. 718 00:51:12,142 --> 00:51:13,506 He needs to run around. 719 00:51:13,621 --> 00:51:15,262 That's true. 720 00:51:16,424 --> 00:51:17,989 You know what the problem is? 721 00:51:18,104 --> 00:51:20,542 Things are getting worse for poor people like us. 722 00:51:20,667 --> 00:51:24,306 You think you're poor, Dad? Give me a break! 723 00:51:24,421 --> 00:51:25,861 Define poor. 724 00:51:25,986 --> 00:51:29,346 - When you can't afford things you want. - That's life. 725 00:51:29,461 --> 00:51:32,821 Poor is not having food, a home, or clothes. 726 00:51:32,946 --> 00:51:34,386 You're not poor! 727 00:51:34,501 --> 00:51:36,344 Whatever, go for a swim. 728 00:51:36,469 --> 00:51:38,907 - Yeah, quit talking nonsense. - Go! 729 00:51:40,386 --> 00:51:42,229 - Go! - I'm going. 730 00:51:50,062 --> 00:51:52,347 Ca-va-lo. 731 00:51:52,942 --> 00:51:55,381 Ca-va-lo. 732 00:51:56,024 --> 00:52:01,381 The "A" is longer, more stretched out: Cavaaalo. 733 00:52:01,506 --> 00:52:04,702 - Cavalo! - Cavajo! 734 00:52:05,662 --> 00:52:06,747 No! 735 00:52:07,381 --> 00:52:09,944 - Professor? - Ca-va-lo. 736 00:52:11,662 --> 00:52:13,102 Bravo! Bravo! 737 00:52:13,746 --> 00:52:16,549 I have an exercise for you. 738 00:52:16,664 --> 00:52:18,306 Read with me. 739 00:52:18,421 --> 00:52:22,146 "In my garden, I have four chickens. 740 00:52:22,261 --> 00:52:26,149 "Three white ones and a red one." 741 00:52:26,264 --> 00:52:29,826 - No, no. - Can you go slower? 742 00:52:29,941 --> 00:52:32,302 Yes, slow down. 743 00:52:32,427 --> 00:52:34,261 - Say it with me, OK? - OK. 744 00:52:34,386 --> 00:52:36,546 "In my garden, 745 00:52:36,661 --> 00:52:40,347 "I have four chickens. 746 00:52:40,462 --> 00:52:42,267 "Three white ones 747 00:52:42,382 --> 00:52:45,627 "and a red one. 748 00:52:46,501 --> 00:52:48,786 "A red one". 749 00:52:48,901 --> 00:52:50,226 Attilio, come back here. 750 00:52:51,906 --> 00:52:54,142 - Is that your mum? - Yes, that's my mum. 751 00:52:54,267 --> 00:52:56,581 - She's not in Brazil? - She was, but she came here. 752 00:52:56,706 --> 00:52:58,702 - Sit down. - Great. 753 00:52:59,307 --> 00:53:00,747 I'm Attilio. 754 00:53:00,862 --> 00:53:03,781 I'm a friend of your daughter's. 755 00:53:03,906 --> 00:53:05,106 Nice to meet you. 756 00:53:05,221 --> 00:53:06,709 What are you cooking? 757 00:53:07,227 --> 00:53:08,984 - I'm making churrasco brasileiro. 758 00:53:09,109 --> 00:53:11,624 Churrasco brasileiro. 759 00:53:11,749 --> 00:53:14,302 - Gosh. - Must be spicy. 760 00:53:15,867 --> 00:53:17,106 Smells good. 761 00:53:18,181 --> 00:53:19,506 Wow. 762 00:53:22,587 --> 00:53:23,701 So good. 763 00:53:24,709 --> 00:53:26,782 Bacon would be good in this. 764 00:53:26,907 --> 00:53:28,549 What a heathen! 765 00:53:28,664 --> 00:53:31,304 If you add bacon it'll cover all the other flavours. 766 00:53:31,429 --> 00:53:33,781 But the beauty of this dish... 767 00:53:33,906 --> 00:53:36,546 is having the flavours slip through your teeth. 768 00:53:37,342 --> 00:53:41,864 Let's make a toast to Marisa, to Francisca 769 00:53:41,989 --> 00:53:44,024 and to this wonderful dinner. 770 00:53:45,781 --> 00:53:46,904 To your health! 771 00:53:47,029 --> 00:53:48,622 To your health! 772 00:53:52,069 --> 00:53:55,429 Boys, from now on... 773 00:53:55,544 --> 00:53:57,867 we'll only speak in Portuguese. 774 00:53:57,982 --> 00:54:00,469 Or how'll you get by there? 775 00:54:02,667 --> 00:54:03,829 So... 776 00:54:04,664 --> 00:54:07,064 Let's speak Portuguese. 777 00:54:31,822 --> 00:54:33,426 Bye, Marisa, thanks. 778 00:54:34,146 --> 00:54:35,941 - Bye, Marisa. - Bye. 779 00:54:38,542 --> 00:54:39,982 Well, Marisa... 780 00:54:40,942 --> 00:54:42,344 Thanks for everything. 781 00:54:44,821 --> 00:54:46,146 Take care. 782 00:54:52,942 --> 00:54:56,264 - How did the professor say it? - Cavajo. 783 00:54:56,389 --> 00:54:58,702 How do you say "hen" again? 784 00:54:58,827 --> 00:55:00,622 "Galinha. Galinha." 785 00:55:03,387 --> 00:55:05,547 The professor's smart, the best of all. 786 00:55:05,662 --> 00:55:07,986 Holy shit! 787 00:55:09,742 --> 00:55:12,229 This is a 50 euro fine! 788 00:55:12,344 --> 00:55:13,861 We should split it. 789 00:55:13,986 --> 00:55:16,184 The car is yours, you parked like a jerk. 790 00:55:16,309 --> 00:55:18,786 So what? We all came together. 791 00:55:18,901 --> 00:55:20,264 This is 50 euros! 792 00:55:20,389 --> 00:55:23,269 Plus 50 euros for the Portuguese lesson... 793 00:55:23,384 --> 00:55:24,584 Come on! 794 00:55:24,709 --> 00:55:26,782 - You're right. - Fair enough. 795 00:55:27,627 --> 00:55:29,902 - I have 20 euros. - I have 6.70. 796 00:55:30,027 --> 00:55:32,907 This won't do. We can't carry on like this. 797 00:55:33,022 --> 00:55:34,942 We need some funds. 798 00:55:35,067 --> 00:55:37,227 For the tickets, research... 799 00:55:37,342 --> 00:55:39,464 We need a cash float. 800 00:55:54,104 --> 00:55:58,587 SATURDAY 801 00:57:05,662 --> 00:57:07,707 Easy, those are delicate. 802 00:57:07,822 --> 00:57:09,387 Don't you worry. 803 00:57:13,669 --> 00:57:15,262 Can I take a look? 804 00:57:23,307 --> 00:57:25,266 This is illegible! 805 00:57:25,381 --> 00:57:27,666 It's legible, Professor. 806 00:57:27,781 --> 00:57:29,864 Legible for you, not for me. 807 00:57:32,389 --> 00:57:36,181 - What's the problem? - The problem is, with all due respect, 808 00:57:36,306 --> 00:57:38,187 it's fucking illegible! 809 00:57:39,906 --> 00:57:41,422 I think it's legible. 810 00:57:41,547 --> 00:57:43,141 Is it? 811 00:57:43,266 --> 00:57:45,627 You two are in cahoots. 812 00:57:46,827 --> 00:57:48,949 Excuse me... 813 00:57:49,064 --> 00:57:51,704 Do you think this is legible? 814 00:57:54,306 --> 00:57:55,669 What do I care? 815 00:57:57,541 --> 00:57:59,182 Great. 816 00:57:59,307 --> 00:58:02,821 And that's why this country is in shambles. 817 00:58:02,946 --> 00:58:05,106 The land of wishy-washy folks! 818 00:58:05,902 --> 00:58:08,101 Anyway, it's perfectly legible. 819 00:58:20,024 --> 00:58:22,021 Morning, Matteo. 820 00:58:22,146 --> 00:58:23,749 - How are you? - Professor! 821 00:58:23,864 --> 00:58:25,064 - How are you? - Fine. 822 00:58:25,189 --> 00:58:27,224 - It's been a while. - Yes. 823 00:58:27,349 --> 00:58:29,346 - Everything OK? - Yes. 824 00:58:29,461 --> 00:58:32,504 I brought a few things. 825 00:58:32,629 --> 00:58:37,304 - Let me see. - Some books I have to get rid of. 826 00:58:38,187 --> 00:58:39,829 - Look. - What a pity. 827 00:58:39,944 --> 00:58:44,062 - Getting rid of books is always sad. - Indeed. 828 00:58:45,502 --> 00:58:50,821 Thucydides: "History of the Peloponnesian War". A great book. 829 00:58:50,946 --> 00:58:53,547 Yes. Yes, indeed. 830 00:58:53,662 --> 00:58:55,986 - Then I have this. - Pinocchio... 831 00:58:57,906 --> 00:59:00,901 "The Adventures of Pinocchio"! A lovely edition. 832 00:59:01,026 --> 00:59:03,829 - It is. - Art Deco era. 833 00:59:04,462 --> 00:59:09,944 And I have this 18th century book, it should be worth more. 834 00:59:11,586 --> 00:59:13,986 Well, truth be told, 835 00:59:14,101 --> 00:59:18,949 in Paris and London, 18th century books are a dime a dozen. 836 00:59:19,467 --> 00:59:22,549 You sold me this, you said it was rare. 837 00:59:22,664 --> 00:59:25,467 - One of a kind, you said. - I sold you this? 838 00:59:25,582 --> 00:59:27,022 Perhaps. 839 00:59:27,147 --> 00:59:30,104 But look at the state it's in. What'd you do to it? 840 00:59:30,229 --> 00:59:31,986 Well, I read it. 841 00:59:32,101 --> 00:59:33,426 All right. 842 00:59:39,502 --> 00:59:42,181 I can give you 500 euros. 843 00:59:42,306 --> 00:59:43,746 - All right? - All right. 844 00:59:43,861 --> 00:59:45,061 - OK. - Thanks. 845 00:59:45,186 --> 00:59:46,587 Thank you. 846 00:59:53,586 --> 00:59:56,024 - Hi, Ricky. - Professor... 847 00:59:56,149 --> 00:59:58,866 - How much is my tab? - You want to pay? 848 00:59:58,981 --> 01:00:00,747 - Yes, I'm leaving. - Where to? 849 01:00:00,862 --> 01:00:04,664 - Ever heard of the Azores? - No, never been. 850 01:00:04,789 --> 01:00:09,781 It's a beautiful place on the Atlantic Ocean, 55th parallel. 851 01:00:09,906 --> 01:00:13,342 - Damn, that's far. - Go big or go home! 852 01:00:13,467 --> 01:00:15,224 You're right. 853 01:00:15,349 --> 01:00:18,507 - It's 130. - 130... 100... 854 01:00:19,429 --> 01:00:20,706 Here you go. 855 01:00:21,186 --> 01:00:23,509 130. Thanks. 856 01:00:24,824 --> 01:00:27,387 Professor, compose yourself. 857 01:00:29,307 --> 01:00:31,746 - Here you go. - Great. 858 01:00:32,427 --> 01:00:34,222 Excuse me, you forgot these. 859 01:00:35,144 --> 01:00:36,584 Yes. 860 01:00:36,709 --> 01:00:39,349 I'm so scatter-brained. 861 01:00:39,464 --> 01:00:42,661 - What is it? - Copies of a book I owned. 862 01:00:42,786 --> 01:00:44,389 By Thucydides. 863 01:00:44,504 --> 01:00:46,261 But they're bad copies. 864 01:00:46,386 --> 01:00:49,506 - Yes, a bit fuzzy. - Indeed. 865 01:00:51,186 --> 01:00:53,144 - Do you like reading? - Yes, and you? 866 01:00:53,269 --> 01:00:54,901 I love it. 867 01:00:55,026 --> 01:00:59,346 "Ut conclave sine libris ita corpus sine anima." 868 01:00:59,461 --> 01:01:02,706 "A room without books is like a body without a soul." 869 01:01:02,821 --> 01:01:04,184 Cicero. 870 01:01:05,864 --> 01:01:08,581 - It's late, I have to go. - No. 871 01:01:08,706 --> 01:01:10,386 - Why? - Can I walk you? 872 01:01:10,501 --> 01:01:14,466 Actually, I'm waiting for a girlfriend to pick me up. 873 01:01:15,906 --> 01:01:18,181 But we can meet here 874 01:01:18,306 --> 01:01:21,109 tomorrow or the next day after 9:00. 875 01:01:21,224 --> 01:01:24,027 - Thanks, bye. - All right, bye. 876 01:01:24,142 --> 01:01:25,621 Goodbye. 877 01:01:32,782 --> 01:01:34,549 I need a drink, please. 878 01:01:54,104 --> 01:01:55,746 I have emphysema. 879 01:01:58,501 --> 01:02:00,901 - Hear me? Emphysema. - Hush up. 880 01:02:07,506 --> 01:02:10,827 Your lungs are clean. Lie down. 881 01:02:10,942 --> 01:02:14,706 I've smoked for 50 years, I must have emphysema. 882 01:02:18,901 --> 01:02:20,341 My liver hurts. 883 01:02:22,021 --> 01:02:25,746 The liver has no nerve endings, it can't hurt. 884 01:02:25,861 --> 01:02:28,146 But it does hurt. 885 01:02:34,904 --> 01:02:38,302 It's swollen because you drink, but nothing serious. 886 01:02:40,021 --> 01:02:43,506 Remember this wrist here? It happened years ago. 887 01:02:43,621 --> 01:02:46,981 - A nasty fracture. - It healed perfectly. 888 01:02:48,306 --> 01:02:50,706 Listen, I'm supposed to go away... 889 01:02:52,184 --> 01:02:53,509 but I'm not ready. 890 01:02:54,229 --> 01:02:57,867 I don't know if you're ready, but your health is fine. 891 01:02:58,462 --> 01:02:59,422 You're a rock. 892 01:03:09,387 --> 01:03:11,701 - What do you want? - What do you think? 893 01:03:12,181 --> 01:03:13,544 Money. 894 01:03:15,224 --> 01:03:18,181 - What for? - I told you, I'm going away. 895 01:03:18,306 --> 01:03:21,387 I don't need much, but I need a cash float. 896 01:03:22,222 --> 01:03:25,102 Going to a resort? Need some rest? 897 01:03:25,227 --> 01:03:27,147 You do fuck-all every day. 898 01:03:27,262 --> 01:03:29,384 I could live well on my pension over there. 899 01:03:29,509 --> 01:03:33,627 - Over where? - Near Portugal, a terrific place. 900 01:03:37,429 --> 01:03:39,541 Listen, I'd like to help you out... 901 01:03:40,347 --> 01:03:41,989 but you gotta work. 902 01:03:42,104 --> 01:03:44,907 A truck is arriving at 4:00am from Frosinone. 903 01:03:45,022 --> 01:03:46,942 - Help me unload it. - At 4:00am? 904 01:03:47,067 --> 01:03:48,421 At 4:00am. 905 01:03:48,546 --> 01:03:51,589 Watch the stand for 30 minutes, I'm going to the bank. 906 01:03:54,507 --> 01:03:57,426 And treat the customers well or I won't pay you shit. 907 01:03:57,541 --> 01:03:59,067 Don't worry. 908 01:03:59,182 --> 01:04:01,582 - Watch it! - Enough! 909 01:04:01,707 --> 01:04:03,224 You never listen. 910 01:04:06,027 --> 01:04:07,026 Oreste's not here? 911 01:04:07,141 --> 01:04:09,982 No, I am. What can I get you? 912 01:04:11,749 --> 01:04:15,301 - Can I have some chicory? - Chicory... here it is. 913 01:04:18,344 --> 01:04:19,621 Not those. 914 01:04:19,746 --> 01:04:21,627 Give me the ones underneath. 915 01:04:21,742 --> 01:04:24,622 - Oreste always does. - It's the same. 916 01:04:25,189 --> 01:04:27,944 - I want those, please. - Of course. 917 01:04:28,069 --> 01:04:29,384 It's not the same. 918 01:04:29,509 --> 01:04:31,304 - It's the same. - Absolutely not. 919 01:04:34,386 --> 01:04:36,949 - No small leaves. - No, no. 920 01:04:39,262 --> 01:04:40,626 Here you go. 921 01:04:41,586 --> 01:04:44,744 - Giorgetto, how's everything? - Just great. 922 01:04:44,869 --> 01:04:48,622 Where's that kid you know? I need a hand with something. 923 01:04:49,266 --> 01:04:52,146 - Ponte di Castello. - Ponte di Castello? 924 01:04:52,261 --> 01:04:56,149 - Don't forget about the cash float. - That's why I'm here! 925 01:04:56,869 --> 01:05:00,066 - What's going on? - Nothing. 926 01:05:04,462 --> 01:05:07,304 - That's perfect, that's enough. - How much more? 927 01:05:08,907 --> 01:05:10,222 - Is this enough? - Yes. 928 01:05:11,029 --> 01:05:12,507 Here you go. 929 01:05:15,349 --> 01:05:16,702 The scale? 930 01:05:28,107 --> 01:05:30,546 Hey kid, come here. 931 01:05:35,902 --> 01:05:37,026 - Hi. - Hi. 932 01:05:37,141 --> 01:05:40,222 I need help unloading furniture. I'll pay you 50 euros. 933 01:05:40,347 --> 01:05:42,066 - OK, hold on. - Sure. 934 01:05:59,461 --> 01:06:02,744 - Tell me if it's clear to go. - Yes. 935 01:06:02,869 --> 01:06:04,424 - I can go? - Yes. 936 01:06:09,704 --> 01:06:10,942 Give it to me. 937 01:06:13,861 --> 01:06:15,502 Easy with that. 938 01:06:16,501 --> 01:06:18,987 Lower it slowly. 939 01:06:19,822 --> 01:06:21,704 Down... hold on. 940 01:06:21,829 --> 01:06:23,384 OK, let go. 941 01:06:23,509 --> 01:06:24,661 Good. 942 01:06:38,466 --> 01:06:40,626 Leave it all here. 943 01:06:45,147 --> 01:06:46,741 - Attilio... - Yeah? 944 01:06:46,866 --> 01:06:48,382 1,400 total. 945 01:06:48,507 --> 01:06:50,706 - And that's a good deal. - Good? 946 01:06:50,821 --> 01:06:53,029 Fine, but only because I have to leave. 947 01:06:56,062 --> 01:06:57,262 All right. 948 01:07:04,942 --> 01:07:06,661 - See you later. - Bye. 949 01:07:14,667 --> 01:07:16,261 Take care! 950 01:07:21,781 --> 01:07:23,422 Let's go, Abu! 951 01:07:29,221 --> 01:07:33,301 - So are you leaving? - Yes, we're going to the Azores. 952 01:07:34,146 --> 01:07:35,864 They say it's nice. 953 01:07:36,949 --> 01:07:40,386 I think I'll buy a hotel with just a few rooms. 954 01:07:40,501 --> 01:07:42,142 I'll spruce it up. 955 01:07:43,189 --> 01:07:47,067 I have no experience, but I'll learn as I go. 956 01:07:48,142 --> 01:07:49,986 - You left too, right? - Yes. 957 01:07:50,744 --> 01:07:52,386 - Where are you from? - Mali. 958 01:07:52,942 --> 01:07:54,104 Mali! 959 01:07:54,949 --> 01:07:57,781 Why'd you leave? There was no work? 960 01:07:57,906 --> 01:07:59,509 There's nothing. 961 01:07:59,624 --> 01:08:01,909 Once I went back home... 962 01:08:02,667 --> 01:08:03,944 and it was gone. 963 01:08:04,069 --> 01:08:05,902 A bomb. 964 01:08:06,027 --> 01:08:09,061 My mother and grandmother died. 965 01:08:09,906 --> 01:08:11,941 My siblings and I left. 966 01:08:13,822 --> 01:08:16,069 How'd you get here? 967 01:08:16,184 --> 01:08:17,902 By truck, by foot... 968 01:08:18,584 --> 01:08:21,109 Then by boat. It took us two years. 969 01:08:23,547 --> 01:08:25,064 What do you want to do? 970 01:08:25,189 --> 01:08:28,146 Go to Canada and start a new life. 971 01:08:28,261 --> 01:08:31,861 But I can't, I have no money and must stay here. 972 01:08:31,986 --> 01:08:33,781 - Canada? - My brother's there. 973 01:08:33,906 --> 01:08:36,229 He works, has a home. 974 01:08:36,661 --> 01:08:40,424 - Do you have papers? - I have papers, but not money. 975 01:08:41,384 --> 01:08:43,707 Money screws up the world. 976 01:08:43,822 --> 01:08:46,107 Damn the person who invented it. 977 01:08:48,306 --> 01:08:50,101 Anyway... 978 01:08:50,226 --> 01:08:51,627 step by step. 979 01:09:39,426 --> 01:09:41,221 - Here, thanks. - Thank you. 980 01:09:55,582 --> 01:09:57,387 Abu, come here! 981 01:09:58,107 --> 01:09:59,346 Let's go! 982 01:10:00,142 --> 01:10:01,506 Quick! 983 01:10:40,462 --> 01:10:42,862 Come to my flea market stand tomorrow. 984 01:10:42,987 --> 01:10:45,666 Just ask around for Attilio's stand. 985 01:10:45,781 --> 01:10:47,826 - What time? - 6:00am. 986 01:10:47,941 --> 01:10:49,381 OK. 987 01:10:52,309 --> 01:10:53,624 Right here. 988 01:10:58,664 --> 01:11:00,421 - Bye. - Bye. 989 01:11:15,224 --> 01:11:16,501 This is where you sleep? 990 01:11:16,942 --> 01:11:17,989 Yes. 991 01:11:18,862 --> 01:11:20,302 - Bye. - Bye. 992 01:11:43,429 --> 01:11:46,981 Hey, baby! Come here, Joey. 993 01:11:47,106 --> 01:11:48,862 Good boy. 994 01:11:50,302 --> 01:11:52,827 - Hi, Fiorella. - Dad, look what I have for you. 995 01:11:52,942 --> 01:11:55,026 - What? - Breaded cutlets. 996 01:11:57,627 --> 01:11:59,269 Thanks. 997 01:11:59,384 --> 01:12:00,622 Come in. 998 01:12:00,747 --> 01:12:02,984 I can't, I'm meeting Federico. 999 01:12:03,109 --> 01:12:06,066 - Who's Federico? - Relax, just a friend. 1000 01:12:06,181 --> 01:12:08,187 A good guy, don't worry. 1001 01:12:09,589 --> 01:12:13,064 What are you looking for? He's not here. 1002 01:12:13,189 --> 01:12:15,704 I'm going to pick him up. 1003 01:12:16,587 --> 01:12:18,661 So when are you leaving? 1004 01:12:18,786 --> 01:12:21,829 We haven't decided yet. I need to plan things. 1005 01:12:23,221 --> 01:12:25,266 I'm kind of gutted you're leaving. 1006 01:12:25,381 --> 01:12:27,109 Me too. 1007 01:12:27,224 --> 01:12:28,827 Maybe I won't go. 1008 01:12:29,422 --> 01:12:31,707 Why? Did you argue with your friends? 1009 01:12:31,822 --> 01:12:34,021 No, those poor guys... 1010 01:12:34,146 --> 01:12:36,747 When I tell them, they'll kill me. 1011 01:12:36,862 --> 01:12:38,667 - Come in for a second. - I can't. 1012 01:12:39,224 --> 01:12:40,626 I gotta go. 1013 01:12:40,741 --> 01:12:42,382 Anyway... 1014 01:12:42,507 --> 01:12:44,946 I'm glad you're not leaving. 1015 01:12:45,387 --> 01:12:46,549 Good. 1016 01:12:47,701 --> 01:12:49,429 - Bye. - Bye. 1017 01:12:53,989 --> 01:12:56,101 - Drive slowly. - Yes. 1018 01:12:56,226 --> 01:12:58,107 - Bye, Dad. - Bye. 1019 01:13:26,302 --> 01:13:30,104 - The whole truck? Watermelons, too? - Everything. 1020 01:13:30,229 --> 01:13:34,107 - Can I roll the watermelons? - That'll take all day! 1021 01:13:34,222 --> 01:13:35,989 Move it! 1022 01:14:05,864 --> 01:14:10,261 SUNDAY 1023 01:15:11,422 --> 01:15:13,621 - Hi, Giorgetto. - Hi, Simona. 1024 01:15:13,746 --> 01:15:17,269 - Did you ever call my uncle? - Never mind. 1025 01:15:17,384 --> 01:15:20,629 300 euros in scratch cards. 1026 01:15:21,944 --> 01:15:24,027 - For real? - Yes. 1027 01:15:26,782 --> 01:15:28,261 All right... 1028 01:15:29,902 --> 01:15:31,707 These... 1029 01:15:56,024 --> 01:15:57,541 - Hi. - Hi. 1030 01:16:03,781 --> 01:16:05,509 What are you doing? 1031 01:16:05,624 --> 01:16:07,621 Leave me alone. 1032 01:16:18,661 --> 01:16:20,264 I brought this. 1033 01:16:21,147 --> 01:16:24,027 From Friuli, it's really good. 1034 01:16:37,822 --> 01:16:39,186 Hey, Giorgetto... 1035 01:16:42,104 --> 01:16:44,782 I know you're afraid, I can tell. 1036 01:16:45,349 --> 01:16:46,942 But... 1037 01:16:47,067 --> 01:16:49,621 I get it, I'm afraid to leave, too. 1038 01:16:49,746 --> 01:16:51,541 - It's normal. - What are you saying? 1039 01:16:51,666 --> 01:16:54,267 Who's afraid? You think I'm afraid? 1040 01:17:07,669 --> 01:17:09,426 Have a drink. 1041 01:17:13,102 --> 01:17:15,781 Do you know what your chances of winning are? 1042 01:17:15,906 --> 01:17:19,381 - One in a million. - What the fuck do you know? 1043 01:17:19,506 --> 01:17:21,781 What the fuck do you know? 1044 01:17:21,906 --> 01:17:23,221 Listen... 1045 01:17:25,304 --> 01:17:28,261 What I know is you're a dumbass and you're afraid. 1046 01:17:30,027 --> 01:17:31,026 Not again! 1047 01:17:31,141 --> 01:17:33,982 I'm not afraid, you are. Like I said... 1048 01:17:34,107 --> 01:17:36,142 Yes, I am afraid. 1049 01:17:42,267 --> 01:17:44,907 See? Look at that! 1050 01:17:45,022 --> 01:17:46,664 - In your face! - What? 1051 01:17:46,789 --> 01:17:51,022 Bloody hell, 1,000 euros! 1,000 euros! 1052 01:17:59,624 --> 01:18:03,186 Tie it to the umbrella or else it'll move. 1053 01:18:03,982 --> 01:18:05,547 Tie it up. 1054 01:18:07,822 --> 01:18:08,782 - Hey. - Hi. 1055 01:18:08,907 --> 01:18:11,221 It's about time, we were going to lunch. 1056 01:18:11,346 --> 01:18:12,786 - Let's go. - Let's go. 1057 01:18:12,901 --> 01:18:14,667 - Got money? - Sure do. 1058 01:18:14,782 --> 01:18:17,624 - We have a cash float, too. - Really? 1059 01:18:32,581 --> 01:18:34,866 This is 500. 1060 01:18:36,661 --> 01:18:39,022 - What's this? - That's 1,000! 1061 01:18:44,187 --> 01:18:47,144 - Guys, we need to talk. - About what? 1062 01:18:50,149 --> 01:18:52,069 I don't want to leave anymore. 1063 01:18:54,584 --> 01:18:58,827 He's right, it's not a decision to be made ex abrupto. 1064 01:19:00,066 --> 01:19:02,302 Why, what happened? 1065 01:19:02,427 --> 01:19:04,904 He's having doubts, he's allowed to. 1066 01:19:05,029 --> 01:19:07,746 I'm fed up, you're like children. 1067 01:19:07,861 --> 01:19:10,587 Yes, no, yes, no... enough! 1068 01:19:12,181 --> 01:19:14,542 I've been thinking it over. 1069 01:19:14,667 --> 01:19:16,107 What? 1070 01:19:16,222 --> 01:19:19,304 Why don't we give him the money? What'll we do with it? 1071 01:19:20,782 --> 01:19:22,904 We could do plenty with it! 1072 01:19:23,029 --> 01:19:26,062 Right, you'll buy two kilos of scratch cards? 1073 01:19:27,186 --> 01:19:29,346 He needs to go to Canada! 1074 01:19:32,187 --> 01:19:34,827 - Give it all to him? - We can't take a cut. 1075 01:19:34,942 --> 01:19:36,949 So stingy, Giorgetto! 1076 01:19:40,222 --> 01:19:41,701 I'll do it. 1077 01:19:42,584 --> 01:19:44,149 - Hold on. - What are you doing? 1078 01:19:44,264 --> 01:19:46,347 This is for lunch. 1079 01:19:48,469 --> 01:19:50,869 - And this is for wine. - All right. 1080 01:19:51,589 --> 01:19:53,182 - May I? - Go ahead. 1081 01:19:53,307 --> 01:19:56,187 Abu! Here, hold this. 1082 01:20:04,587 --> 01:20:07,669 Come on, load the chair and let's beat it. 1083 01:20:07,784 --> 01:20:09,109 Come on. 1084 01:20:23,864 --> 01:20:25,266 Let's go. 1085 01:20:28,222 --> 01:20:31,102 - Hi, Joey. - Isn't he the best? 1086 01:20:31,227 --> 01:20:32,984 - Move over. - Attilio... 1087 01:20:36,306 --> 01:20:39,666 It's for you, to go to Canada. 1088 01:20:40,501 --> 01:20:42,267 For the airplane. 1089 01:20:46,501 --> 01:20:48,987 Are we hungry? I sure am. 1090 01:20:49,909 --> 01:20:51,426 Let's go. 1091 01:21:15,944 --> 01:21:17,749 Let's eat at Enzo's. 1092 01:21:17,864 --> 01:21:21,906 Let's go to Casaletto, the food's better. 1093 01:21:22,021 --> 01:21:24,027 True, but there's a wait. 1094 01:21:24,142 --> 01:21:25,746 Here we go again! 1095 01:21:25,861 --> 01:21:29,221 I said we'll eat at my brother's in Terracina. 1096 01:21:29,346 --> 01:21:31,544 - He has a restaurant? - No, he has a grill, 1097 01:21:31,669 --> 01:21:34,702 garden-grown vegetables, wine, and a pool. 1098 01:21:34,827 --> 01:21:36,421 Lucky him. 1099 01:22:00,066 --> 01:22:03,022 He's not answering! Where the hell is this arsehole? 1100 01:22:03,944 --> 01:22:05,902 Now he's an arsehole? 1101 01:22:06,027 --> 01:22:08,264 - He should've called before. - Right. 1102 01:22:14,264 --> 01:22:16,981 - I've never been to Terracina. - Same here. 1103 01:22:19,822 --> 01:22:23,144 They must make sandwiches there. Let's go. 1104 01:22:37,304 --> 01:22:38,984 Where are you going? 1105 01:22:39,109 --> 01:22:40,424 Over there. 1106 01:22:40,549 --> 01:22:42,709 There's fuck all over there. 1107 01:22:42,824 --> 01:22:44,226 Just like over here... 1108 01:22:48,229 --> 01:22:49,669 Ignore him. 1109 01:22:50,946 --> 01:22:52,107 Come on, Joey. 1110 01:22:53,106 --> 01:22:54,104 Come. 1111 01:22:56,062 --> 01:22:57,387 Joey, here! 1112 01:23:01,026 --> 01:23:02,024 Joey! 1113 01:23:02,744 --> 01:23:03,781 Move it. 1114 01:23:12,066 --> 01:23:13,381 Let's go. 1115 01:23:21,426 --> 01:23:22,789 Wait for me. 1116 01:23:31,784 --> 01:23:33,022 Joey. 1117 01:23:33,742 --> 01:23:36,344 - Come here, Joey. - Anybody here? 1118 01:23:41,826 --> 01:23:43,064 Anybody? 1119 01:23:45,829 --> 01:23:47,701 There's nobody in Terracina.